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So one time, my mom went to my room and told me to get ready to go shopping for groceries. I refused to and got really mad. She got ready and told me to be in the car or else…I have no idea. At the time, I was eating a chocolate donut. It was so good.
So she got all dressed up, went inside the car and I still refused to go just because it was boring. She called me on my cell and I picked up and she yelled at me. Then, I got dressed up with a straight face and went to her and she kept yelling at me.
I couldn’t handle going so I threw my chocolate donut at her through the window and it hit her in the face. I laughed then she got mad. She got out of the car, threw my delicious chocolate donut onto the front lawn, and hit me with her slipper till I got inside the house.
After a few minutes, I ended up going with her and I had to pick up my chocolate donut and throw it away.
Then I got my texting taken away for like a year and a half or something.
That’s my story.
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